Time saving morning ritual...

This morning, I was cruising in my car again on the Beltway-8 northbound. The traffic was moderate and I would be on time to the office, so I was just relaxing and enjoying myself. Shifting down to over take the slower car and then shifting up to cruise, while darting gracefully around the asphalt. And of course I am one of those good guys that use their signal lights.

During the drive to the office, I decided to solve the problem of time wasting. Or better yet, time saving. Now how do you save a few minutes here and there to get to work early, while sleep a few minutes more, and hitting the snooze button every 2 minutes for 7 more times?

Well, I came up with 4 little things that you can do to save time:

First of all:
Instead of taking that morning waking shower. Wash you hands with common soap, instead. Do not use perfumed soap.
You see, taking a shower means that you lose 10 minutes. But washing only your hands with common soap will save you 9 minutes or more!! When you meet someone, the person will smell the common soap in your hands and “know” that you have your shower and you are neat and clean. Common soap gives you that appearance, while perfume smell will give an impression that you are hiding your stench with cologne.


Second of all:
What about your not washing hair?
Wear a cap if you are a babe (guys love girls who wear a baseball cap). You can wear a cap if you are a guy with a beer gut. It fits the image, but if you are just a regular nice guy, or a geek please do yourself a favor and wear a fedora dress hat. You know, the kind of hat that men used to wear before President Kennedy decided that it was not cool enough?

Third:
Instead of brushing your ALL teeth for 5 minutes. Brush only your 4 front teeth. I mean you save about 4 minutes and 30 seconds right there. People only see your four front teeth anyway.

Fourth:
If you really need to go to the bathroom. Why do it slowly? Just use all your energy and clean your gut in 2 seconds. I do not want to elaborate about this but this technique saves you at least 5 or more minutes.

You see, life if simple. Life is for the enjoyment of useful, free time, to do nothing. We can save a lot of time if we just put our heads to it.

I know I am going to enjoy sleeping 15 more minutes tonight. I hope you will too.